I don’t know about you, but when I’m hungover, I am freaking starving.
I can eat everything. All day long.
Today’s hangover food of choice was Five Guys Burgers and Fries. The first time I had Five Guys was a couple summers ago in New York City. I was hungover that day as well. Obviously. So you can imagine my glee when I discovered that we now have not one, not two, but THREE Five Guys in the Toledo area.
Sweet mother. Five guys is effing delicious.
If you’ve never had it, know going in that if you order a regular cheeseburger, you’re going to be getting a double cheeseburger. And a “little” cheeseburger is actually a super big regular cheeseburger. I always forget this. Especially when I’m hungover and my brain cells are fighting each other.
Anyway, Five Guys always feels like the best idea for hangover food, until I get to about this point:
At this point, my brain, even with fewer brain cells, realizes this has been a grave mistake.
If I keep going, I’m going to have no choice but to poop at work. OMG THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN THAT!
But I must keep going. Even if it means I die. You cannot just waste a Five Guys burger.
So I trudged through that entire double cheeseburger like a hungover frat boy.
And now my hangover has a freaking hangover.
I feel like Smelly Cat.
I am 100% certain the burger made my hair look greasy.
What do you eat when you’re hungover?