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Facebook Pokes

By | January 8th, 2017|Categories: Too Lazy To Categorize|

I’m not sure why this is still a “thing”. But FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STOP POKING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK!

It’s always men.

Always.

It feels like you’ve just grabbed my ass. It’s creepy. It serves no purpose other than to seem […]

Launching Podcasts

By | January 5th, 2017|Categories: All About Me|

In case you missed it, I’m back in podcast-land.

Years ago, Brittany Gibbons and I had a show. We brought it back!

This time it’s more like an NPR show.

I’m kidding. We never verify anything we say like real reporters would, it’s more explicit than ever, and we’re […]

The Adderall Dilemma

By | January 4th, 2017|Categories: All About Me|

di·lem·ma
noun
1. a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives, especially equally undesirable ones.

Cons:

It makes me crave cigarettes, and I hate smoking.

I […]

Hello, 2017

By | January 3rd, 2017|Categories: Too Lazy To Categorize|

I’ve been telling myself blogging is dead (and to some extent it is – literally publishing a message on any other form of social media is easier than publishing a blog post). But I miss writing, and I’m paying for the hosting.

Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace […]

This will go in history down as my best idea… or my worst.

By | July 27th, 2016|Categories: I've Got a Case of the Mondays, Marriage|Tags: , , , |

This is a post about money. Talking about money is rude. But when have you ever known me to be polite? Zero times.

Right now I’m paying a social media manager, a nanny, a few part-time graphic designers, some part-time photographers, my mom (she keeps the books), and […]