Meredith’s Non-Diet Diet Quest

September 10, 2015

You guys, I am getting fat(ter). Here’s the thing, I LOATHE starving myself and sweating. I’m a happy eater, who has been living a pretty fantastic life this past year. And I’m very busy, like most moms. I want the magic bullet. I once took Adipex for 6 months. It was a magic bullet. I very […]

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Working mother guilt? I have zero.

June 24, 2015

Women always ask me this cringe worthy question: So… Where are your kids right now? Who is watching them? Sometimes it’s packaged differently. Like: I don’t know how you do it. How do you juggle owning a company and spend time with your family?  Or: Your husband must be a saint. Does he mind that […]

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The Last Day

June 12, 2015

Hey Kendra, It’s Friday morning, and you’re probably reading this before your LAST RADIATION TREATMENT! But I’m actually writing this in the middle of the night, last night. It’s about 1:00am. I should be sleeping, but fuck it. I really want to tell you something, and I can’t sleep until I get this off my chest. […]

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Meredith’s Drunk Book Club: Fat Girl Walking

May 18, 2015

Brittany, I’ve been putting your book review off, and here I am, down to the night before your book comes out, sobbing behind my keyboard. I know the length of time it has taken to me to write this has maybe been hurting your feelings or been confusing for you, and I am sorry for […]

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Updated Wedding Vows

May 12, 2015

Dear Husband, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! I updated our wedding vows to more accurately reflect what we committed to eight years ago. You’re welcome in advance. We promise to put our relationship first, even before the kids.  I would say this has been the biggest lesson of our marriage. When Mom and Dad are happy, everyone in this […]

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Where do you see yourself in five years?

May 6, 2015

I’ve been writing this blog for about five-and-a-half years (which equates to 38-and-a-half blog years). ME: Will you help me start a blog and somehow teach me how to turn this into a career? I think I’m going to get downsized.  BRITTANY: Of course! But I want to be straight-up with you, if you think […]

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Restaurant Wars: Your Misbehaving Kids vs. Everyone Else

April 20, 2015

I get it. I’m a mother of three children, and trust me, my kids are not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. So let’s begin with that. But here’s the thing, today I landed two more accounts, and THAT is a pretty major financial success for my little start-up social media agency. It was a […]

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Most Likely To #Secede?

April 12, 2015

We drove from Toledo, Ohio to Sanibel Island, Florida this week. It was the best vacation ever. Exactly what we needed. Thank you, Florida! As always, you were very hospitable. Anyway, this post isn’t about seeing dolphins, the best seafood restaurants, or giant seashells. This post is about a particular billboard we passed along the […]

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I’m going to tell you what everyone is saying about your latest MLM venture, just not to your face. #SorryNotSorry

December 23, 2014

Before we even get started, we might as well get this out of the way, I totally understand that you, the best MLM Sales Consultant ever, are going to disagree with me. I understand that this is going to upset you. I understand that you will rage in the comment section. But hey, the truth […]

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Just say no.

December 16, 2014

I’ve been doing this weirdly gratifying experiment. I’ve been telling people no whenever I don’t want to do something. In fact, I think I’m starting to get off on telling people no. I’m obsessed! Probably because I’ve spent so many years doing everything for others, that it finally feels right to be doing things for […]

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