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Facebook Pokes

By | January 8th, 2017|Categories: Too Lazy To Categorize|

I’m not sure why this is still a “thing”. But FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STOP POKING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK!

It’s always men.


It feels like you’ve just grabbed my ass. It’s creepy. It serves no purpose other than to seem […]

Launching Podcasts

By | January 5th, 2017|Categories: All About Me|

In case you missed it, I’m back in podcast-land.

Years ago, Brittany Gibbons and I had a show. We brought it back!

This time it’s more like an NPR show.

I’m kidding. We never verify anything we say like real reporters would, it’s more explicit than ever, and we’re […]

The Adderall Dilemma

By | January 4th, 2017|Categories: All About Me|

1. a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives, especially equally undesirable ones.


It makes me crave cigarettes, and I hate smoking.

I […]

Hello, 2017

By | January 3rd, 2017|Categories: Too Lazy To Categorize|

I’ve been telling myself blogging is dead (and to some extent it is – literally publishing a message on any other form of social media is easier than publishing a blog post). But I miss writing, and I’m paying for the hosting.

Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace […]

This will go in history down as my best idea… or my worst.

By | July 27th, 2016|Categories: I've Got a Case of the Mondays, Marriage|Tags: , , , |

This is a post about money. Talking about money is rude. But when have you ever known me to be polite? Zero times.

Right now I’m paying a social media manager, a nanny, a few part-time graphic designers, some part-time photographers, my mom (she keeps the books), and […]