Dear Meredith: The Curious Case of the Guest Bathroom

January 13, 2014

Last week a reader asked me for some advice. I know what some of you are thinking. And you are so right! I DO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING! This is going to be so much fun! It’ll be like Dear Abby. Only drunker! *** Hey… Maybe you should have a thing on your blog called [...]

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Fake Arguments

January 8, 2014

Don’t you hate it when someone is crappy to you, and you walk away from that person, and then the best comeback ever comes to you? It happens to me all the time. Which immediately prompts a fake argument in my head. I fake argue with everyone. EVERYONE. I fake tell off customers when I walk [...]

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I’ve been living a lie. #SnowDayGiveaway

January 6, 2014

I always hear this: “Meredith, I’m jealous of your complexion.” I don’t have a great complexion. It’s all a lie! I’m just a product whore, who has luckily happened upon the right beauty items. I’m super pale. Think Kristen Stewart. Except less heroin-y looking and more chubby. But I have a theory. Fat looks better [...]

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Meredith’s Thirteen Lessons of 2013

December 31, 2013

This has been a SUPER busy year. I was a guest on Katie Couric’s dumb talk show, where her “people” jacked up my hair. I traveled the country and taught business people about the best practices in social media and recruiting. That was pretty awesome. I said goodbye to Human Resources, and I quit firing [...]

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If I had a million dollars, I would tell people to go to Hell.

December 17, 2013

I’m a firm believer in not burning bridges. But lately? Not burning things to the ground is getting super freaking hard. So instead of going off on people, I did the next best thing. I unfriended them on Facebook. Which felt like a giant vagina punch to their faces! I want you all to go [...]

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This is what happens when you peek at your Christmas presents:

December 5, 2013

It was no secret to my children that I went Christmas shopping on Thanksgiving Day. Side Note: I swore I would never go shopping on Thanksgiving (since I don’t think it’s fair to make your employees work on Thanksgiving Day). However, my sister-BFF, April, told me she knows a lady who works at Walmart. People [...]

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Candy Crush + Satan = My Brain

November 21, 2013

Everyone was playing it. They told me not to try it. They told me it’s addicting and a total time suck. To see what all the hype was about, I downloaded it on my phone. I played level one. I played level two. I played level three. And then? WHAT THE FUCK?! Why was this [...]

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The Seven Year Itch: Laws of Attraction

November 4, 2013

Oh, November. How I love and hate thee. I love thee because it’s my birthday month, and Lord knows I can throw myself a party. I hate thee because it’s Movember, and Shaun Soleau loves to grow a mustache. I think we can all agree, last November my husband looked like he should own an [...]

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You’re going to miss it when it’s gone…

October 28, 2013

I’m sorry if you clicked through thinking this was going to be some super intense article about break-ups or something. Ain’t nobody got time for that today! It’s the end of the month, and Mama needs to sell some more cars! I did a walk-around of the last 2013 Chevy Equinox we have in stock. This [...]

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Massage: Weird or Wonderful?

October 21, 2013

I’ve never had a massage because I don’t like being touched. No hugging. No hand holding. No cuddling. And certainly no stranger-hands rubbing all over me. Unless I am drunk. And then let the touching begin. I met Rebecca Walls at a session I was teaching locally on social media for business. She’s a licensed [...]

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