Can you tell us how you do your make-up? Or at least what’s in your makeup bag?
Old and Frumpy Feeling
Dear Old and Frumpy Feeling,
Stop it. You stop it now.
I am 34-years-old, I have dark circles under my eyes, I have zits and blackheads, I pick my zits and blackheads, my skin is dry in weird spots, and I sleep in my makeup (I am just that lazy with my nightly routine – I also do not brush my teeth before bed).
But can you tell? Nope.
I may not know how to be nice to mean girls, how to forgive and forget, how to cook anything without a noodle, how to do math, how not to be overbearing, or how to insert a tampon… but I DO know how to apply makeup like a mother fucker.
I’m a self-confessed product whore (lucky for you, unlucky for my checking account). I’ve put everything on my face (that’s what she said). I know exactly what you need to spend money on at a department store, and I know what you can get by with from the pharmacy.
Go buy these things (in your skin tone) and come back Monday for my “How I Apply Makeup The Wrong Way But It Still Looks Stellar” tutorial.
Expensive Department Store Things:
Make Up Remover (for runny mascara after your shower): Estee Lauder Take It Away, $20
Face Lotion (it’s sinfully good): Dior Hydra Life Creme Sorbet, $50
Foundation: Dior Forever (I wear shade #32), $49
Brow Liner/Highlighter Thingy: Clinique Instant Lift for Brows (I wear Soft Blonde), $16.50
Cheap Walmart Things:
Blush Stick: Maybelline Master Glaze in Make a Mauve, $7
Make Up Brushes: EcoTools 5 Piece Bamboo Brush Set, $10
There you have it!
I’ll see you Monday with a video makeup tutorial! And I have purple hair! I can’t wait to show you! #SoMuchFun