I always hear this:
“Meredith, I’m jealous of your complexion.”
I don’t have a great complexion. It’s all a lie! I’m just a product whore, who has luckily happened upon the right beauty items.
I’m super pale.
Think Kristen Stewart.
But I have a theory. Fat looks better with a tan. The only problem with this theory is that I seem to be allergic to sunshine.
But there’s a fine line between sun-kissed-spray-tan and slutty-spring-breaker. And sometimes your spray tan lady finds that line and smashes right through it.
I’m going to let you in on my secret, ladies!
Do this AFTER you shower. I shower in the morning, so I do this BEFORE getting dressed, while I’m standing there naked, drying my hair. You immediately look tan, and it lasts a couple of days before it washes off, but I pretty much do it everyday to keep my tan looking fresh. It doesn’t have a smell, and it dries quickly. I’ve never had a problem with it coming off on my clothes.
The color is subtle – unlike a salon spray tan – and you can control how dark you want go by how many times you take a pass with the mitten on your body.
A $25 bottle of Fake Bake Flawless lasts me about two months in the winter and one month in the summer (I don’t rub it on my legs in the winter). Right now I am rubbing tan on my arms, face (just dab your face a bit on your cheek bones), and chest (because that’s all of the skin I expose in the winter).
Guess what, girlies! I’m giving away THREE bottles today!
There are three ways to enter. And you can enter three times if you wish!
1. Leave a comment about the day you felt the prettiest.
3. Tweet a link to this post!
That’s it! Easy-peasy! Good luck and happy tanning!
Contest ends tonight at 11:59pm (January 6, 2014).
Fake Bake is not compensating me for this post.
I truly love this product and my readers.
This is my gift to you! Thanks for the past almost-four years!