Facebook Pokes

by Meredith on January 8, 2017

I’m not sure why this is still a “thing”. But FOR FUCK’S SAKE, STOP POKING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK!

It’s always men.

Always.

It feels like you’ve just grabbed my ass. It’s creepy. It serves no purpose other than to seem like a whiney bitch, “Pay attention to me!” For what? Why am I supposed to pay attention to you? I don’t even know you.

You might as well send a dick pic so my girlfriends and I can have a good laugh at your junk. I’ve already mentally put you in the dick pic category.

Can someone PLEASE tell me what motivates a poke? Please. I want to tell you why it’s a dumb idea.

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