I went to the Bret Michaels concert at Northwest Ohio’s Rib Off last weekend. Toledoans were so pumped about Bret coming to town, that we broke attendance records at the Lucas County Fair grounds. This is no joke. It was really big news around here.
People packed into the fair grounds to see Bret. I heard people came early in the morning and waited all day, just to be close to the stage. Thankfully, I scored a $100 ticket and was able to watch from the fourth row in a roped off section. SUH-WEET!
I decided to dress like Bret Michaels, because I like to go places in costumes. When you dress like Bret Michaels, people fist bump you, and the really drunk people chest bump you. FUN!
That’s my friend Kelly. She’s fun to hang out with, because she likes to make up dance moves, and she knows all the words to all the songs ever. And she’s one of those really pretty girls who has no idea she’s really pretty, so she acts goofy and not stuck up.
The concert? Was. Epic.
You can make fun of me all you want, but Bret Michaels still has it, ladies. I just wanted to touch him, and brush his hair extensions, and give him an insulin shot.
- Talk Dirty To Me
- Look What the Cat Dragged In
- Sweet Home Alabama (Lynard Skynard cover)
- Go That Far
- Your Mama Don’t Dance (Loggins & Messina cover)
- Something to Believe In
- Unskinny Bop
- What I Got (Sublime cover)
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn
- Fallen Angel
- Nothin’ But a Good Time (Encore song)
Want to hear him? Sure, you do. Here’s a part of Every Rose Has Its Thorn…
And that, my friends, is why Bret Michaels is now officially on my laminated list.
I imagine this is the pose he will make after he we make love for the first time.
I think I’m on a concert kick after this show. Who did you love seeing in concert? Who is better than Bret Michaels?